LEAH TRIED TO DO THIS TO ME
I DID NOT! You laid down on those tracks on your own free will and I thought maybe you shouldn’t have eaten those moonflower seeds but you did!
Well, maybe. MAYBE IT HAPPENED LIKE YOU SAY IT. Except I wasn’t naked. I have SOME sense. I was wearing a tube top and leg warmers.
I guess I need to create a Fuck Yeah Augusten Burroughs page.
I need to get this book.
I thought the very same thing as I was reading, Linsey will love this book.
I know I will. I loved Dry and that other one that isn’t Running with Scissors. After I read it we can discuss and laugh about EVERYTHING WE ARE HILARIOUS
LINSEY!
Well! I haven’t even played my turn and here is the answer. THANKS FOR RUINING MY GAME LEAH. P.S. You’re a whore.
If you believe a rumor on tumblr without first asking yourself how YOU specifically feel about the person/situation/bullshit then you are an idiot.
I include myself because I’ve done it.
There are evil people among us; unhappy people who’s only reprieve is to try and cause unhappiness in others’…
Are you talking about the rumor I started about how you smuggle weasels and only eat AA batteries and lipstick? BECAUSE I’M NOT SORRY.
